The Tabloid Song

Based on "The Cartoon Song" by Chris Rice

Lyrics by Jack Hall

I was thinking the other day

What if tabloids got saved?

They'd start singing praise

In a whole new way

Paris Hilton singing

That's hot-le-lu-jah

Ugly Ashlee Simpson

La-la-le-lu-jah

And that Britney Spears keeps singin'

Hallelujah one more time!

Yea, I was thinking the other day

What if tabloids got saved?

They'd start singing praise

In a whole new way

Big haired Ludacris sings

HO!! le-lujah

And those sexy boys from Outkast,

Hey-yeah-le-lu-jah!

Then there's Snoop Doggy Dogg here

Hallelujah, *BLEEP*

Yea, I was thinking the other day

What if tabloids got saved?

They'd start singing praise

In a whole new way

Oh there's Kenny C and Renee Z

I do le-lu-jah - just kidding!!

Political man Sean Penn,

Bush sucks le-lu-jah

And those queer eye for the straight guys

They'd sing..

(to the smurfs theme) la-la-lalalala-lalala-le-lu-jah

Oh, how 'bout wise old Pat Robertson

NOT!!

CHORUS

Now there's a point to this looney tune

Christian music lyrics suck, and they're quite judgmental too

And Christ didn't die for that,

It's messed up. Oh, yeah

So let's sing Christian tunes suck (hallelujah)

Christian tunes suck (hallelujah)

Christian tunes suck (hallelujah)

Let's sing Christian tunes suck... (hallelujah)

Christian tunes suck (hallelujah)