PIZZA FREAK!
(To the tune "Jesus Freak" by dc Talk)
Lyrics by Jack & Gretchen Hall
(v.1)
Gettin' late and I'm feelin' hungry
I can smell something cookin' in my afternoon dream
I've got a belly and a really big butt
And they keep growing out 'cause I love Pizza Hut
(rap)
I saw a man with a 'stache shake and move his pelvis
As he spun pizza dough like a record by Elvis
He tossed it a while right over his head
Then he laid it on the table so tomato sauce could
spread
Topped with cheese, pepperonis,
Mushrooms, olives and anchovies
Next thing he was shovin my pizza in the oven
So that I could have a feast!
(chorus)
What will people think when they hear that I'm a pizza
freak?
What will people do when they find out it's true?
I don't really care if they label me a pizza freak,
There ain't no disguising the truth!
There ain't no disguising the truth,
My belly sure ain't hidin'... the truth.
(v.2)
Thin crust, deep dish, it's all the same
Think I'll have all the meats with a stuffed crust
today
Eat the buffet until it's all gone,
Then I'll get one to go from my buddy Papa John, yeah!
(rap)
There was a teen in a car with zits on his nose,
The hat on his head, it said Dominos.
I squeezed in the seat of my tiny car,
With 30 minutes to go, he wasn't going far!
I slammed on the gas, then rammed his left side;
The teenager crashed, and then he ran off to hide.
He had a trunk full of pizzas for a youth group party,
Now they're all in the gut of this pizza freak!
(chorus)
What will people think when they hear that I'm a pizza
freak?
What will people do when they find out it's true?
I don't really care if they label me a pizza freak,
There ain't no disguising the truth!
No I ain't into hidin'...
(bridge)
I'm really obese, and I'm getting obeser,
'Cause my best friend is named Little Caesar.
I'm really obese, and I'm getting obeser,
'Cause my best friend is named Little Caesar.
(chorus)
What will people think when they hear that I'm a pizza
freak?
What will people do when they find out it's true?
I don't really care if they label me a pizza freak,
There ain't no disguising the truth!
What will people think when they hear that I'm a pizza
freak?
What will people do when they find out it's true?
I don't really care if they label me a pizza freak,
There ain't no disguising the truth!
What will people think (What will people think)
What will people do (What will people do)
I don't really care (Give me one more slice)
There ain't no disguisin' the truth (Anchovies are
nice!)