Jan Crouch's Eyes

(to the tune "Bette Davis Eyes")

Lyrics by Jack & Gretchen Hall

Her couch is solid gold

Her hair like pink sunrise

Mascara black as coal

She's got Jan Crouch’s eyes

She'll sing her music for you

Say Jake the Snake, she cries

Loves MC Hammer too

She got Jan Crouch’s eyes

And she'll bless you

She’ll witness too

Wear a big, poofy white dress too

She's precocious and she knows just

What it takes to make a few bucks

She’s like Tammy Faye when she cries

She's got Jan Crouch’s eyes

She will not hold your hand

She says it isn’t right

Likes gray hair on her man

She got Jan Crouch’s eyes

If you need to be healed

You know she won’t think twice

Holy power she wields

She's got Jan Crouch’s eyes

Don’t believe in, MTV and

Only watches her TBN

She's a hard case, and she don’t like

Rock unless it’s Point of Grace

She thinks that Carmen is "fly"

She's got Jan Crouch’s eyes

And her lipstick

Is an inch thick

All those lashed are lick n stick

She's in prayer mode, and her favorite film

Is that hit The Omega Code

She thinks that Pat Boone’s wise

She's got Jan Crouch’s eyes

She will bless you

And witness too

Poofy dress, yeah

She's got Jan Crouch’s eyes

Call you honey, take your money

She’s funny

She's got Jan Crouch’s eyes