Pastor Feelgood
(to the tune "Dr. Feelgood")
Pastor Jimmy is a megachurch man
The whole world is in his hand
Got a best selling hardback on the list
And
a 40 day new life plan
Jimmy never went to Bible school
But
he got his MBA
Twenty thousand strong love to bow along
When he bows his head to pray
He's the one they call Pastor Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Pastor Feelgood
Why teach seekers the original Greek
When you’ve got your paraphrase?
Milk and cookies from the Lord’s good booky
"God wants to give you a raise!"
Skips prayer brunches for his power lunches
But at night he'll always be found
Sellin’ books and things
On Larry King
God must be so proud
He's the one they call Pastor Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Pastor Feelgood
He's gonna make you feel divine
He’s got sermons you will understand
He's what you’d call a seeker-friendly man
God would make us all rich if he could
He's the one they call Pastor Feelgood
He'll tell you God’s the best
And you’re gonna be blessed
When you take his seminar
You’ll be amazed, only forty days
Jesus he will take you far
No talk of sin, look around again
No
cross on Jimmy’s church
If your roll the dice
You may pay a price
That’ll cost you more than Jimmy’s merch
He's the one they call Pastor Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Pastor Feelgood
He's gonna make you feel divine
Never gave a sermon that went long
Twenty thousand members can’t be wrong
Book royalties fixed him up real good
He's the only one they call "Feelgood"