Christian-Themed Skits

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30 Seconds or Less - A FREE drama book featuring scripts that last 30 Seconds or Less. By John Cosper of Righteous Insanity.

Accidents Happen - A (ahem) helpful, open-minded couple try to reconcile a woman whose husband "accidentally" cheated on her with another man.

An Annoying Little Sin - A hilarious skit about sin and temptation, Chris Farley-style. Written by John Cosper and hosted by Righteous Insanity.

Assassins for Jesus - A tribute to Pat Robertson; a televangelist raises money to kill people in the name of the Lord and the American way.

Brothers Behind Bars - A murderer joins some high-profile CEO's and a politician in a prison chapel in our salute to the leaders of Enron, WorldCom, and Mr. Tom DeLay.

Chat Buddies - A young woman recognizes a married man in church as one she had naughty webcam chat with recently.

The Christian Person Who Sings Good But We Do Not Idolize Them - A Christianized version of American Idol.

Church Office Space: As Seen On TV! - Pastor Lumburgh and the elders decide to take advantage of The Passion of the Christ to draw in new members.

Church Office Space: Congregational Restructuring - Pastor Lumburgh and his staff make some reassignments in the family of God.

Church Office Space: For The Young People - Pastor Lumburgh entertains a motion to start a college/young adult ministry at his church. 

Church Office Space: Jesus and Starbucks - Pastor Lumburgh and the elders come up with some ingenious schemes for increasing giving and conversions through giveaways.

Coffee and Christ - A skit about churches that put fast, friendly coffee over Christ. Written by John Cosper, and hosted by Righteous Insanity.

The Crap Skit - A daring skit for those not afraid to use colorful words... like crap! Watch the video!

The DaVinci Code for Kidz - A young girl refuses to visit Santa because of the "secret" revealed to her about Santa in the latest best seller.

Dr. Swil Meets Abraham - A Dr. Phil parody in which the great master of saying a lot without saying anything useful offers counsel to Abraham, Sarah, and Hagar. Hear this skit on the Church Drama Podcast Episode 52

God Tells All - One day all our questions will be answered. We think it might go a little something like this.

Goodbye, Mr. Sulu - A Christian Star Trek fan club mourns the "loss" of George Takei after he comes out of the closet.

The Greatest Soap Opera Ever Told - Soap opera fans mocking a Christian co-worker get sucked into the soap opera drama that is Genesis.

Heaven's Funniest Rapture Videos - A part video, part stage script in which Christians are shown caught in sinful behavior when the rapture comes.

Hedonism Commercial - A drug commercial parody for the hedonistic lifestyle.

Hemorrhoids of the Lost Ark - The Philistines seek relief from a painful plague in this adaptation of 1 Samuel 5-6.

Hey Communion Guy! - A seeker friendly church goes the next logical step from lattes by having beer guys - and a whole lot more - work the Sunday crowd.

A Hole in the Head - A man's defiance against God and loose lip brings him a little pain from a well-intentioned believer.

The Holy Power of Dowel Rods - Little Timmy goes to drama practice and learns the history of dowel rod ministry.

Home School Boy: The Adventure Begins - A home schooled kid "escapes" into the real world and meets Juli, a public school student who becomes his first real friend.

Hophni and Phineas Are Dead - A pastor having an affair receives a Christmas Carol-like visit from the sinful OT priests, Hophni and Phineas.

Human Vidiots - A real actress joins her church drama team, only to discover the frightening "art form" known as Human Video.

The Ice Cream Skit - An ice cream stand makes customized ice cream treats for literally everyone, from goth kids to rich jerks to those on welfare. But what sort of treat will they offer a potential Christian?

I Love Christian Rock - Christian teens at a Jeremy Camp concert come clean about why they REALLY love their favorite artists.

Jazz Man - A young man tells his father, the famed Christian accountant, he doesn't want to go to Bible college.

Judge Gone Wild - 30 years in the future, a Supreme Court nominee's fate is sealed by a video from her college days.

The Left Overs - From the writer of John 1, 2, and 3... a movie trailer for yet another portrayal of the end of times.

Lost in Big Church - A seeker in a megachurch strives to find someone who will talk to him, but the only "friend" he finds comes from outside the church. 

Luv Thuh Stoopid - Now that Christians have "learned" to love different races and homosexuals, when will they learn "love thy neighbor" also includes stupid folk?

My Daughter-In-Law Is A Tramp - The story of Judah and Tamar plays out on an Old Testament tabloid talk show hosted by Jeremiah Springer.

Myspace is the Devil! - A fear-mongering pastor leads a crusade against Myspace and it's Anti-Christ founder Tom.

News for Atheists - A news report with a very Darwinist slant.

No Communion for You! - A visitor to another denomination is stone-walled by a militant usher who will not allow him to take communion.

Not a Fast Food Jesus - Jesus is not Burger King; you can't have it your way. But on the bright side, Jesus is nothing like Taco Bell.

Not Just Music - A worship pastor is confronted by a church member who shows him that worship is more than music.

The Old Book - A pastor in a trendy, modern church who loves to recommend Christian best sellers is asked about the value in an older book called the Bible.

Plugging In - Finding the right Sunday School is not as easy as you think!

Promised Land: Lucy's Secret - Ultra-pure young lovers are shocked to learn how far the other has gone physically in a soap opera skit. Watch the video, "Ekin Avenue."

The Repent Man - A commercial for a service company that will make even the most unapologetic husband feel sorry - really sorry!

Rite of Spring - A group of modern day pagans hoping to revive the ancient rite of spring are in for a shock when an ancient pagan spirit visits and explains why they no longer sacrifice virgins.

Salvation for $79.95 - The prophets of the prosperity gospel get theirs in this drama as a prosperity preacher hocks his new book "How to Make God Work for You" on an infomercial.

Save the Planet, Kill Your Brother - A witty professor teaches a little girl she can help save the environment by killing her brother.

The Second-to-Last Verse - The leader of the angel choirs talks to God about how they will get people to sing the often-skipped second-to-last verses of hymns when no one sings hymns any more. By John Cosper.

The Sex Talk - Three teens talk about sex, and how their parents taught them about the one thing Christians can't seem to honestly talk about.

Sex With Furniture - What was taboo decades ago is socially acceptable. Where will the sexual revolution carry us?

Sodom News Now - The nightly news from Sodom and Gomorrah.

Swear to God - A typical night at the Christian basketball league shows it's not that different from the secular world. Watch the video!

Taking Offense - A man tells about his Christian friend who lives to offend sinners with his faith.

The Trouble With Terry - A group of Christians is horrified to learn one of their Christian brothers is a Democrat!

The "True" Gifts - Just what is the nature of spiritual gifts? Take a look at a church that really has the wrong idea. By John Cosper of Righteous Insanity.

Two Fawns - A humorous look at the passage of Song of Solomon most people like to skip over in church,

Uncle Jack Tells the Tale of the Good Samaritan - A Good Samaritan for the modern Evangelical... satirically speaking, of course.

Unwanted Gifts - Jesus talks about the "gifts" Christians give in His name.

We Heart the Worship Team - A drama team pays tribute to the people who "love" them the most, the worship team.

What's Your Song? - Another talk show parody. This time, Orca Winfrey talks to broken hearts to find out what songs influenced them most after a break-up... and what the results were.

Would Jesus Shop At Wal-Mart? - Are churches wrong to crusade against Wal-Mart? Or is there a greater commandment we never knew about?

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