I dreamed I went to Candyland

And you were there with me

We walked upon the streets of gum

beside the jello sea

Heard the gingerbread singing

Someone called your name

Turned and saw this candy cane

We noticed the knife as he came

 

And he said, friend, you may not know me now

And then he said, but wait

You used to eat me for dessert

Every night at eight

And every week I would lose a stripe

Until that fateful day

 You chomped on my head

And now I'm in Candyland to stay

 

I hate you for what you did to me

I used to be something sweet

And now the earth I can't even see

I hate you for what you did to me

Digestion provides misery

 

Then another friend stood before you

And said, remember the time

Your mother baked that scrumptious cake?
You only nine.

You didn't even brush your teeth

When you finished me

And so when you got a cavity

I laughed with glee.

I hate you for what you did to me

I used to be something sweet

And now the earth I can't even see

I hate you for what you did to me

Digestion provides misery

 

One by one they came

Far as the eye could see

Each life somehow lost

By your serious gluttony

Little things that you ate, sacrifices made

Unnoticed here on earth

In Candy land now proclaimed

 

(chorus again)